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Forgive me, Father...

By Armaphine (Tue Feb 17, 2009 at 01:16:07 AM EST) (all tags)

It has been three years since my last diary posting...

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I'm wearing a suit and tie right now. Go me.

By Armaphine (Sat Aug 19, 2006 at 09:57:49 PM EST) (all tags)

Sumo is the most perfect of sports. It has elegance, ceremony, danger, art, speed, and, most important, two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other.

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Someone cue the Insomniac theme music

By Armaphine (Tue Jun 20, 2006 at 08:59:30 PM EST) (all tags)

More and more as I keep working the midnight shift, the more I keep half expecting to into Dave Attell. At least it'd be something interesting.

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Back in the saddle again

By Armaphine (Thu Jun 15, 2006 at 11:45:46 PM EST) (all tags)

After a two year exile, ol' Armaphine is finally back in the IT biz.

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I love accounting.

By Armaphine (Wed Feb 01, 2006 at 12:20:04 PM EST) (all tags)

And if I say that enough times, maybe it'll come true.

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Before all else, be armed.

By Armaphine (Tue Jan 17, 2006 at 08:06:15 AM EST) (all tags)

Niccolo Machiavelli, for the NRA.

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Don't let the man get you down.

By Armaphine (Thu Jan 12, 2006 at 09:15:37 AM EST) (all tags)

What seems to be the problem, officer?

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Epitaph for a relationship

By Armaphine (Thu Oct 27, 2005 at 10:00:05 PM EST) (all tags)

So... the GF broke up with me tonight.

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

By Armaphine (Tue Oct 18, 2005 at 10:37:09 AM EST) (all tags)

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

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Go robot, it's your birthday

By Armaphine (Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 12:33:53 PM EST) (all tags)

Still have a saved post sitting on my home computer, but I'm at school... which means you get whatever the hell I still have in my head.

And you'll be grateful for it, dammit.

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Trying to get back in the saddle

By Armaphine (Tue Sep 27, 2005 at 02:26:20 PM EST) (all tags)

Been a while, ya know?

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