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I'm wearing a suit and tie right now. Go me.

By Armaphine (Sun Aug 20, 2006 at 02:57:49 AM EST) (all tags)

Sumo is the most perfect of sports. It has elegance, ceremony, danger, art, speed, and, most important, two fat bastards smacking the shit out of each other.

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Someone cue the Insomniac theme music

By Armaphine (Wed Jun 21, 2006 at 01:59:30 AM EST) (all tags)

More and more as I keep working the midnight shift, the more I keep half expecting to into Dave Attell. At least it'd be something interesting.

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Back in the saddle again

By Armaphine (Fri Jun 16, 2006 at 04:45:46 AM EST) (all tags)

After a two year exile, ol' Armaphine is finally back in the IT biz.

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I love accounting.

By Armaphine (Wed Feb 01, 2006 at 05:20:04 PM EST) (all tags)

And if I say that enough times, maybe it'll come true.

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Before all else, be armed.

By Armaphine (Tue Jan 17, 2006 at 01:06:15 PM EST) (all tags)

Niccolo Machiavelli, for the NRA.

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Don't let the man get you down.

By Armaphine (Thu Jan 12, 2006 at 02:15:37 PM EST) (all tags)

What seems to be the problem, officer?

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Epitaph for a relationship

By Armaphine (Fri Oct 28, 2005 at 03:00:05 AM EST) (all tags)

So... the GF broke up with me tonight.

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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

By Armaphine (Tue Oct 18, 2005 at 03:37:09 PM EST) (all tags)

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

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Go robot, it's your birthday

By Armaphine (Tue Oct 11, 2005 at 05:33:53 PM EST) (all tags)

Still have a saved post sitting on my home computer, but I'm at school... which means you get whatever the hell I still have in my head.

And you'll be grateful for it, dammit.

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Trying to get back in the saddle

By Armaphine (Tue Sep 27, 2005 at 07:26:20 PM EST) (all tags)

Been a while, ya know?

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-	BICYCLE!	28%
-	car	11%
-	Motorbike	6%
-	Jet pack	16%
-	Unicycle	1%
-	Roller blades	3%
-	Skateboard	1%
-	Zorb	5%
-	Paraglider	1%
-	Segway	1%
-	Bus	1%
-	Train	2%
-	Plane	1%
-	Shank's pony	9%
-	Velocipede	7%

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